Dear Grackle,
I just released my first album and the critics tore it apart. I'm feeling discouraged and not sure I want to keep making music. You've always been known for making some out-there sounds — what advice do you have for a fellow unconventional artist?
Thanks,
Noise Rock Nobody
Dear Noise,
I'm no stranger to critics, believe me! Biolotists have said my calls sound like a “rusty gate hinge” and “machinery badly in need of lubrication.” One even said I'm “best heard at a distance” If you can believe that. Do I let those negative comments stop me? No way — in fact, they fuel me! these people just can't appreciate our genius. Call it what you will — experimental, avant-garde, etc. — But they'll remember us for our creativity long after we're gone. Can I get a [croaks, squeaks and whistles]?!
Yours,
Grackle
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