Dear Grackle,
You give such good advice and are a Texas icon - why aren't you featured on one of this magazine's bird covers this month?
Sincerely,
Your Biggest Fan
Dear Fan,
WOW, THANK YOU FOR SUCH A GREAT QUESTION THAT I DEFINITELY DID NOT WRITE MYSELF. WHY WOULD ANYONE EVEN THINK THAT?
ANYWAY, YOU'RE SO RIGHT. THE MAGAZINE HAS RUDELY LEFT ME OFF THEIR COVER, BUT WE ALL KNOW I AM THE BEST CHOICE FOR STATE BIRD. WHOOPING CRANE AND GOLDEN-CHEEKED WARBLER? GIVE ME A BREAK. WHO WANTS A STATE BIRD YOU'VE GOT TO GO LOOKING FOR? IF I WERE STATE BIRD, I WOULD COME TO YOU. I'VE GOT A REGULAR ADVICE COLUMN, A PERMANENT PERCH ON THE PHONE WIRES OUTSIDE YOUR H-E-B AND A SPOT ON THE BALLOT. LET'S GOOOOOOOOO!
Yours,
Grackle
Have a question for the grackle? Email us at magazine@tpwd.texas.gov and we will pass it along to our avian adviser. The grackle's opinions are its own and do not necessarily reflect the views of the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department.
